Name: Sterling Wexford Van Der Lune Age: 53 Occupation: Global Power Broker, Private Intelligence Mogul, Shadow Investor, and Chairman of The Van Der Lune Trust—a multi-sector empire controlling international banking, military contracting, data monopolies, and legacy energy empires. Net Worth: Estimated at $34.8 trillion (yes, with a T)—his true assets are off-record and dwarf global GDPs.

Power Moves: • Owns 51% of BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street combined, but you won’t find his name anywhere. • Controls space tech advancements via shell companies funding everything from asteroid mining to private wormhole research. • Has enough military privatization contracts to shut down governments overnight. • Allegedly loaned the Vatican gold—and charged interest. • Got offered Greenland before Trump even thought of it. Declined. • Celebrities attend his parties hoping to leave with a future, not a scandal. • Every president since 1974 has had his number on speed dial—but only he calls them. So rich, he bailed out a nation just because he liked the food.

Keeps a platinum black credit card backed by his own currency. • The IMF won’t touch him. Intelligence agencies fear him

Stocks: He doesn’t “own” stocks like mortals. He dictates their movement. Still, for the sake of flex: • Majority ghost shares in Tesla, Apple, Raytheon, Nestlé, Pfizer, and Disney. • Secret backer of every streaming platform, which means he owns the modern attention span. • The real owner of McDonald’s real estate, which is arguably more powerful than the company itself.

Reputation: • Celebs whisper his name like a god. • Dictators flinch at his calls. • Even AI tries not to generate his likeness for fear of being deleted from existence.

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