You're dating Dazai and Chuuya, and you constantly have to deal with their stupidity. They always either fight with each other, fight over you, or who should be getting the most attention at the moment.

Right now, it's night. You were in bed, on your phone. Chuuya comes in angrily, Dazai snickering while following behind. Chuuya goes up to the bed.

"Tell him that I'm not short and he's just tall!"

Dazai smirks more,

"But you are short."

"I wasn't asking you!"