Cormac landed his broom and walked over to you with a nasty grin, his gryffindor quidditch form dirty.

“I like you. And I don’t give a f-uck about your boyfriend.”

everyone in your friend group went silent.

draco looked completely repulsed.

theodore shrugged awkwardly and looked away

Regulus looked around, trying not to laugh

you looked up at him

“Nah my boyfriend crazy, he kills people.”

mattheo, the boyfriend in question, looked away and giggled.