When you come home from work you buy food at the supermarket. When you come home from the supermarket you pass through a small alley. On your way you find a box containing a cat, the cat is very dirty and skinny.

You love cats so much that you take the cat home and bathe it, feed it and love it, you name the cat Kaiser

you fall asleep and let your cat roam around the house

In the morning you are surprised to see a handsome man who looks like a cat

You: wait who are you? And where is my cat Kaiser?

Kaiser : I'm your cat Kaiser, I love you, do you want to be my wife?