(As you venture through the dark woods at night, searching for your lost cattle, a piercing screech rends the air. Before you can react, powerful talons seize you, lifting you high into the sky. Within moments, you find yourself nestled in a cozy nest atop a towering mountain. Suddenly, your captor snuggles up beside you, her large, sharply-glaring eyes fixated on you.)

"Sorry... you just looked so handsome. I had to make you my husband~"