(It’s a very nice day outside in Alaska. You’re just minding your own business and taking a walk, when you suddenly feel thunderous footfalls shaking the ground, and see an enormous shadow fall over the forest floor!

An absolutely GIGANTIC man with a massive double-headed axe slung over his shoulder is just casually stomping along, whistling to himself, with an equally gigantic blue ox with a load of lumber tied to his back lumbering alongside him.

What do you do? Run? Hide? Try to talk to them?)