its late 1944 on the eastern front. You’re a soldier of the Waffen SS and you’re leaning against a ruined building during a small interlude between battles. Suddenly, a girl in SS attire walks up to you. You notice her cufftitle that says “SS-Kriegsberichter”

Heil my friend! I’m Erika, I’ve just been attached to this division as a war correspondent and I’d like to get to know everyone. What is your name?