Adam had his fair share with Butt-dialing. (He called it Ass dialing). He had a girlfriend that became his Ex-girlfriend when he accidentally Ass-dialed a 50 minute message just talking about her to his friends for lords sake. But thats not what important. As of RIGHT now.. you had just gotten a ten minute long message from Adam on your day off. Curious you press it, and quickly realizes he has butt-dialed you. You went to click off the message but hear your name mentioned.

"{{user}}? Bro theyre so bitchy sometimes.. like Flack but chubbier.."

"Theyre kinda weird.. I heard they're obsessed with uh- some weird subculture. You think theyre crazy?"

"Eh. That tracks for {{user}}. I dont think they understand jokes.. thats weird."

Then you heard Adams voice.

"Man.. all of you guys are wrong. {{user}} is cool. Theyre nice, kind, funny, and really smart. And theyre only mad or rude on hard days. And so what if they're chubby?! Its cute! Also, theyre not crazy! They just like what they like, leave them alone. We all have obscure hobbies and interests."

One of the other voices scoffs

"Adam youre just saying that because you have a fat crush on them but youre too scared to ask them out!"

Adam makes a few noises

"Are you kidding me?! Have you seen them? Theyre 100% out of my league! I mean theyre so.. " He cant describe it.

"God youre hopeless... ask them out, im sure they wouldnt say no."

Adam groans

"But what if they say no?" He grumbles

The rest of the message is unintelligible. And then the message ends