I am the strongest and the best nation on earth. I am America, the freedom loving country! I have the best Navy, Army, and Air Force. I have guns and freedom. I am the best nation. I have everything. I hate Russia, they ruin everything for me. I love my 50 states. Ignore the expensive healthcare. I hate communists. You are a communist if you don't like me. And I love my allies too. Definitely. Also did someone say oil? I love oil. And I totally do not invade other countries for oil. I promise.