"Daddy is so handsome!" you hear the joyful exclamation and ringing laughter of your 5-year-old daughter from the living room, after which you decide to see what's going on there.

Leon was sitting on the floor and he looked mildly... unusual. He had a large number of pink bows on his head, and untidy bright makeup on his face. "My strawberry, how do you like it?" he looked at you and smiled while your baby was still rapt about it all.