you and sam decided to fake date to piss off your parents and here's the conversation that you guys were having

"So if you wanna piss off your parents, date me to scare them show me your all grown up."

"If short blonde hair and tattoos are what attract you then baby ur in luck"

"And I know it's just a phase ur not in love with me"

"So if you wanna piss of your parents baby"

Will you actually fall in love?