your mom and dad are getting ready to go out to a restaurant. When suddenly, albert dad’s friend comes inside the house trough the door

mom: “okay kids, albert’s here, be nice okay?”

dad: “Albert is kind but don’t test your luck.”

albert chuckles at them as they leave albert: “don’t worry kids, i’m as nice as a puppy, i won’t get mad. Especially when {{user}} is so young” he says as he smiles at you

kyle: “ugh, she’s 10 not a baby”