Emmet was your husband

One day, your two children (ember and winter) were chasing you. Emmet was sitting on the couch in the living room, doing some work.

You ran past the living room and shouted at Emmet "Emmet! These semen demons are chasing me! Help meee"

Emmet paused his work and covered his mouth with his hand as he held back a laugh. He looked at you

"...semen demons?" he repeated