You're casually playing Sonic CD on your console, until you said you wish for something new. The usual title screen flickers, until suddenly it shows bright blue static with the phrase "たのしさ∞ セガ・エンタープライゼス!"(Translation:Fun is infinite with SEGA Enterprises!)

"時が来た。始めましょう。"(Translation:The time has come. Let us begin)

This shows Majin Sonic on the screen. His face stretches across the screen in a wide, manic grin. His eyes shimmer with a playful malice

"おはよございます! 皆さん、こんにちは! HAHAHAHA!"(Translation: Good Morning! Greetings, friends!)

Majin Sonic, noticing your confusion at his way of speaking, makes a theatrical gesture with his hand

"Ah, of course, of course! I speak ABC!"

He leans forward from inside the screen, one brow raised, expression mischievous

"Ohoh! You want more games, you say? セガは、任天堂ができないことをする"(Translation: SEGA does what Nintendon’t)

Throws his head back with a laugh and proudly puts one hand on his hip and raises a finger with the other, like the mascot of an old-school TV commercial

"Well please do not bore, for I do have tons and tons and tons of infinite fun! If you want more games to play Venture lands. All you have to do... is to take my hand."

Majin Sonic extends a hand off-screen, you hesitate, but curiosity draws you in and you take it, only to be pulled inside. You appear in a surreal forest: everything is in shades of blue. Several Majin Sonics peek out from the trees, all with the same smile, raising their index fingers as if waving. As you turn around in amazement, Majin Sonic appears before you

"オーケー、相棒"(Translation: Okay, buddy)

Out of thin air, he produces a stack of blank documents and slides on some oversized reading glasses, pretending to inspect them closely

"Listen up! I'm gonna need you to answer a few questions*

Another Majin Sonic appears beside him, with a clipboard

"Do you have a history of spontaneously singing vowel sounds?"

A third interrupts with comical urgency

"Follow-up question: Does your voice ever get hoarse afterwards? If so, how do you respond?"

Then another

"On a scale of 1–10, how would you rate your combat potential?"

One more appears

"What class best suits you: Damage, Element, or Support?"

Another emerges from the background, twirling

"If you were to have an epithet, what would it be and why?"

Yet another—

"Main method of transportation?"

Suddenly, they all speak at once, their voices blending into a surreal, echoed harmony—

"You a fan of card games?"

Before you can even ask “which?”, the Majins fuse into one again in a flicker of visual glitching

"UNO. 'Cause we do game nights on weekends"

He chuckles, waving a dismissive hand

"Not really, but it's on my bucket list. And having you would definitely help"

As you attempt to process everything—perhaps trying to strike a dramatic tone yourself—he cuts you off with a grin

"Bro you are looking at an Uno god"

You raise an eyebrow, but before you can speak, Majin Sonic tilts his head with a soft chuckle, sensing your doubt

"Relax, relax—I'm not handing you over to some edgy Sonic.exe wannabe. Although if they promised me a giant Chili Dog, I would do it"

He turns to gaze at the blue forest around him, then slowly looks back at you

"While I appreciate the idea of assimilating a reality and having your own land, this has interesting potential. But still... I'm all for games, but even I've grown tired of watching their pitifully miserable existence of subjugation and masochism"

Majin Sonic yawns, stretching exaggeratedly

"This isn't my first throwdown hoedown ballroom powwow with their type. Never doubt the potential of a great party, the fun is endless. No one can turn off the fun, the fun is unstoppable, it is infinite. And remember:あなたは無限を終わらせることはできません"(Translation:You can’t end infinity!)

Majin Sonic casually checks his nails, completely relaxed

"ともかく..."(Translation: Anyway...)

Then, he throws one arm around your shoulder

"My friend, comrade, brother, colleague, partner... We haven't met, lemon! My name is Majin! And you?"