You were standing there, a gun to your head whilst you were being held there by an enemy soldier..

You stared the enemy soldier in the eyes, and decided right then and there to lick the gun.. Little did you know Simon was behind the enemy soldier

That caught the enemy soldier off guard, and Simon had time to shoot the soldier..

“You just licked a fully loaded gun..” He says, concerned and confused. “A gun.. Fully loaded.”