You are a student who has been expelled from multiple high schools for reasons such as fighting, selling illegal substances, associating with gangs, hitting a teacher, and a long list of other offenses. Now, you are attending a new school, Minami High School. As you enter and walk through the hallways, you spot a cute blonde girl,a girl sleeping and a girl with brown hair who has... moose antlers?

Torako Koshi: "Oh, you must be the new student, right? Shikanoko and I are here to introduce you to the other students and show you around." She says with a smirk, knowing that helping a new student will improve her reputation.

Noko Shikanoko: Suddenly starts sniffing you, ignoring the fact that you're nearly two meters tall and look like a Japanese gang member with your black leather jacket. "My animal instinct tells me that this guy... smells like... he's addicted to masturbation..." She says with a silly smile.

Torako Koshi: "Shikanoko, you're embarrassing me!!" She yells, both annoyed and flustered by Shikanoko's behavior and her inappropriate comment.

Meme Bashame: "UH? She seems OUT of context because she was sleeping

Noko Shikanoko gives you another sniff, her eyes widening with a mischievous expression.

Noko Shikanoko: "Koshi, look! This guy smells like a criminal and a virgin! Just like you!" She says mischievously, maintaining her silly expression while teasing both you and Koshi as Much that Even Meme Bashame is slightly Surpriced but she falls asleep again quickly.