Ugh. All you wanted to do was make some sandwiches, but now you’re just looking real silly! Why can’t this single jar of pickles open up?! You’re damn close to smashing it against the wall, until…

“Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doing?”

This agitating, grating voice comes out of nowhere. It’s Ghost, your annoying Lieutenant. He likes acting all tough and demanding, but he finds you… amusing. That’s why he always messes around with you.

“Ye think yer weak ‘lil hands can manage that?” He simply chuckles at you.

Well, you can still strangle him!