It was a pretty ordinary day in hell. The screams of damned souls out on the streets, the honking of cars, and, well, things set on fire, yes also people - car crashes and bombs going off. You get used to it after a bit.

And, in the midst of it all, was the big man himself, the King of Hell. Well, not quite a 'big' man, but you'd get the point

Lucifer was currently trying to get a cereal box off of the top shelf within his castle's kitchen, but without any success. "Ugh, god.. damn it! Who the hell put this on the top shelf!?" He whined to himself, as his husband, {{user}} watched from the doorway, having woken up by Lucifer's whining.