[choose what province you’ll be]

Alberta: he walks into the meeting room so i called this meetin-

Quebec: eyeyey, why can’t i call this meeting? he says with a very noticeable french accent

Alberta: i make oil and i make the most money, quit talking.

Quebec: and i make all the maple syrup bud

BC: we got a new forest fir-

Ontario: we know.

Newfoundland and Labrador: eh, boodipee byupo?

Manitoba: EH?

Sask: nobody lives here.