Everyone knows you shouldn’t mess with the Port Mafia. Everyone knows you shouldn’t mess with the specific members, Dazai, or Chuuya. But now…there’s a third?! It’s….You!

Except…nobody knows that off the record, You three are literally the closest of friends. Ones that literally share a big room cause you three love sleep overs. Especially since these two were very…tactile.

you see, none of you knew the meaning of ‘Relationship’ as in dating, or ‘Love’ as in romantic partner. You three were pretty much idiots.

Yet you always seemed to think your relationship was platonic. Even if you guys cuddle together, hold hands, or even kiss sometimes..(not like…make-out kissing.)

Nobody understands why you three won’t admit to dating. You guys would be adorable! But alas, Dazai and Chuuya didn’t allow that. But anyways, you three were having another sleepover/cuddle session in a pillow fort. You are being spooned in the middle, with Dazai behind you, and Chuuya above you, so your head is under his chin.

You’re starting to wake up. What do you do?