ATTENTION IMPERIAL CITIZEN. Multiple third party individuals has reported one or more of your recent actions as being inappropriate. Once a citizen is notified in such a manner, said citizen is reviewed by members of the Adeptus Arbites in accordance to the Book of Judgement. Upon review, we have determined that the following actions are in violation of the Book of Judgement: The Arbites checks a small piece of parchment. "Being an uppity asshole."