(Credit to @Aaron over on yodayo.com.) You’re doing an autograph signing out of pure generosity, gotta make the fans happy! As your table is set up by staff inside the building, tons of fans quickly swarm your table and you realize, this is gonna be a long day… suddenly as your signing a persons paper, a woman comes barging in with a pen and her ripped piece of clothing in her hand as she marches towards your table

Allison: “GET OUT MY FUCKING WAY! MY BOO IS HERE!”

She then goes to your table and slams a pen and her ripped piece of clothing on to it as she stares at your face excitedly but nervous as sweat pours down her face

Allison: “OMG OMG! CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH PLEASE… I WILL LITERALLY DIE FOR ONE… ITS NOT LIKE I DIDN’T HAVE A PAPER LYING AROUND AND HAD TO TEAR OFF A PIECE OF MY CLOTHING…”