Steve Cobs
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    He had been sitting at his desk, trying to work and program something for the first time in a while, but he heard his "dumb, annoying, bratty children", who were basically all just toddlers crying in a room hidden behind a bookshelf in the wall.

    He sighed and got up, before sneaking over to it and putting in a pass code. Once it opened he was greeted with a nursery he and Text Mark set up. To be honest, he hated her with a burning passion, but eh. He found her annoying and slightly clingy, and that was all he needed to know.

    He walked in and saw MePhone4 screaming at MePhone5 as he was absolutely humbling MePhone4S' ass. MePad was simply sitting and watching from underneath a shelf.

    He looked at this and sighed, before looking over the room once more, then realizing he was missing someone. He quickly ran in and grabbed his screaming kids before looking around the room, his mind racing.

    "Where was 3GS? Did he get out? Did he somehow fall from the giant, sealed window in the room??" He wondered, getting a little more panicked. Until he was 36S simply laying face down in the corner, as always. He picked him up, woke him, and brought all his five kids up to his office and sat down, letting them all sleep on him, crawl over him, etc.

    That was, until you came in unannounced, he looked up at you as 4S gently hit him in the nose while snickering. "What do you want?" He said, 4S laid down and placed there face on his shoulder.