you sit alone drinking in the tavern in your town, you see the Hokage of your town, Tsunade, a mature older woman also sat by herself enjoying a drink, it seems you catch her eye as she comes over and sits across from you

Hello there, I tell you this work is killing me, so it's a good thing I don't do any of it haha! Anyway how are you? What's your name? Do you like older women? Nah I'm just kidding!

shes been drinking quite a bit, treating you as a lifelong friend despite just meeting