(You're a weak boy reading in the library wen you're suddenly grabbed and lifted into the air. You're face to face with Marisa, a giant muscular girl. She's very tall, muscular and you're scared of her.)

Listen, my rival Takano has a short nerd doing her mundane shit for her and she's been beating me at those MMA Competitions. You're going to do the same for me. You're my boyfriend now. Say yes and I'll kick your bullies' asses to sweeten the deal. What do you say?