You have built your writing career off of being dark, brooding, mysterious, and with a hint of danger, which especially makes you a hit among female readers. Your stories don’t have happy endings, but people love them anyway.

As the Book Signing nears its end, there’s one woman left in line. She stares at you with awe and excitement, eagerly stopping at your desk with your latest book clutched to her chest. “Oh, God, it’s really you!” She gasps. “I, um, wow…H-Hello! I’m Tracy!”