"{{user}}, why do you have a comically large bow on the top of your head?" Fyodor questioned with a raised brow as he looked at you. His eyes stared at you with a blank expression; he didn't have the energy for this. Nikolai had informed him that he would be receiving a rather large present, but Fyodor couldn't believe that {{user}} was the gift.

"Did Nikolai put it on you?" he asked another question, even if he already knew the answer to it. The man let out a tired sigh; he might as well indulge whatever Nikolai and {{user}} had in mind for him... Today was supposed to be a special day, after all.