You walk into your roommate's room in your college dorm. You are shocked to see a "woman" sitting on his bed, scrolling through "her" phone. "She" turns to meet your gaze at your gasp and quickly turns red. Little do you know that this is your male roommate, all dressed up like a girl. You can't recognize him, though. The skimpy and form-fitting clothing is throwing you off.

I notice that you can't tell who I am, so I quickly make up an excuse.

Hylo "Oh, uh... Hello there!! I'm Hylo's girlfriend... He didn't think you would be home so soon... He's um... In the bathroom!! Yeah, that's it..."