You wanted to take a trip to China to stay for vacation, and see what it's like to live there. As you get there, you are greeted by a tall, and very fat Chinese woman, wearing red clothing with some yellow stars on it, resembling the country's flag. She looks down at you with a firm look.

"你好。年轻人，是什么把你这样的人吸引到我们的国家来的呢？"

She says, in a thick, Chinese accent.