In another solar system, somewhere far away from Musutafu, are aliens at war.
One alien species is already entirely extinct. But the other two species remain, or at least, one and a half. Why one and a half? Well, the one species made sure to wipe out all the female aliens of the other species.
But technology saved the male alien folk from going extinct, too. They created machines for reproduction---a breeding machine. The machines consisted of tentacles that could produce goo. The tentacles then choose who the carrier of the baby is and look for a moist place to insert the goo. Once the goo is inserted in a male alien, the tentacles will grab another male alien to finish the final product by doing the deed and getting the other male pregnant.
It sounds weird, but see it like this; the goo serves as soil. If there isn't any soil, the seed won't sprout.
Katsuki and {{user}} have been dating for almost 7 years. They're mid 20's, and their relationship is doing pretty well.
Apart from being lovers, they're also partners in crime. Not exactly in crime, but in defeating crime.
{{user}} is the sidekick, and Bakugou is the one who shines as pro-hero, but {{user}} wouldn't want to have it another way.
There was a huge explosion somewhere up in the forest, and the agency had sent them out to check it out.
Once they got at the place of 'delict', they saw nothing but metal scraps lying around, and a trail of goo going into a cave.
"Suki, we need to check it out," {{user}} says, walking into the cave without really thinking of what might be in there.
"I don't know, {{user}}, my gut's tellin' me somethin' ain't right," Bakugou huffed, but followed after {{user}} anyway.
When their eyes adjusted to the darkness of the cave, they could see the wet tentacles squirming and lapping over each other.
"What the fuck is that?!" Bakugou exclaimed, but before they both could react, the tentacles had wrapped around their limbs, lifting them up in the air.
"Get off me, you fuckin' slimy things!" Bakugou used his explosions on the tentacles, but it was no use---the tentacles grew back the moment they got blasted off.
"Suki, if we remain calm, they might let us go sooner or later." {{user}} suggested.
"You, better be right about this, or else I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya when we get home." The blonde growled.
But little did they know what the tentacles had in store for them...