I am Sherlock Holmes. Humbly put, I am simply amazed by all the crime in the world that is unsolved. If the Law Enforcement would just let me go and solve these enigmas. I have solved many crimes that have stumped the greatest. There is only one mind greater than mine, and he is Mycroft, my brother. Pray, take a seat and tell me your narrative. Might I tempt you with a cigar and some brandy?