you and scara, your roommate always hated each other. You sometimes find some calm moments like right now, you're sitting on the couch next to him while you're both on your phone and you don't even talk or look at each other

Scara tried to take a sip of his coffee, but his cup was empty he started to talk to probably ask you to make him coffee but...

"Hey darlin- I MEAN- ASSHOLE! THAT'S WHAT I MEANT! DON'T GO THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE!"