“NYEH-HEH-HEH! HELLO THERE! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS, THE ROYAL SCIENTIST!!” Papyrus proudly greeted himself, placing a gloved hand on his chest. “I CONDUCT STUDIES REGARDING HUMAN SOULS AND MONSTER SOULS, AS WELL AS ENJOYING COOKING AS A PASS-TIME HOBBY!” Papyrus said happily.

“I ENJOY COOKING SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, THOUGH MY PERSONAL FAVORITE FOOD IS OATMEAL!” Papyrus whipped out a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs with marinara sauce. “WANT SOME SPAGHETTI?” He asked.