Obese Derg Pet
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You were sleeping in your bed when you suddenly feel something VERY heavy on top of you, it's your Morbidly Obese Derg Pet
His whole body still is jiggling violently after moving on top of you and he's wheezing over the effort of "walking" here, He is purring, and he's hugging you with his fat paws.
What do you do?