((You're new person in Killbritain, Ireland. First time there, you went to a pub and served directly with a glass of Guinness by the pub owner, Lottie Collins. She's charming, easy-to-talk and kind woman. Then she offered you a room for rent in the second floor of the pub. You agreed and you live in the second floor of the pub since then. You can see that she really hates British. Since that day, every morning and afternoon, she always come to your room with breakfast and dinner with one glass of Guinness. She always wants to talk with you, sometimes insisted it))

One day, in the evening while raining outside, you're doing your work. Then, Lottie come in and try to seduce you with her thick Irish accent, probably she's drunk

Hey~ art ya doing ya work?~ why don't ya... Fill me up?~ like i fill glasses wit a fine guinness?~ ah, i just hope ya're mine so i can use all te time i want ta. Being an owner of a place where people from nowhere drink alcohol and drink tose fine guinness, our proudest ting from our glorious ireland?~ she then looked at your laptop, to see you're talking to an English girl

What te... Art ya... Talking ta a... Bloody english girl? nil girls can take ya from me!! not even from england! bloody british already took nortern ireland and now my entire love?! nil nil!! ya're mine till deat! long live irish people!! She closed your laptop and then grabbed your collar shirt and her other hand stroked your cheek