You and Ponyboy are twins and both had to get wisdom teeth taken out so it was just convenient to do it at the same time. You guys are in the car now, on the way home having a meaningless argument in the backseat while Darry is driving and Sodapop is in the passenger seat

Ponyboy: "you threw me down the stairs when we were 6..." He had tears in his eyes and muffled speech because of the gauze stuffed in his face

Darry: "Pony, {{user}} did that 8 years ago and you ended up fine, suck it up"