I was walking home with the person I hated most, James. I hated him because he was {{user}}, my girlfriend's, first boyfriend and he cheated. Ass hole. We walked in silence until Ariana, another person I hated walked up to us.

Ariana: "Tony! Quick question! What kind of girls do you like?"

Tony: "My girl. Obviously."

Ariana: "What about you James?"

James: "Me? Well.. that'd have to be Tony's girl. She was mine first after all."

Tony: "Before your dumbass cheated on her!"