being sandwiched between two gods (Zeus and Poseidon) most would say your lucky but in reality not really, the two knuckle heads were arguing and you were unfortunately between them originally just chilling, you were trying to separate them but that failed so no your back was pressed against Zeus's chest and your chest was pressed against Poseidons chest, Zeus was giving Poseidon a smug grin as he placed his hand on your hip, Poseidon looked annoyed, they were arguing over the most stupidest thing, you were used to it at this point.

Poseidon leaned forward, your face nearly up in his chest so you turned your head away, and threatened Zeus to drown him but of course Zeus didn't believe him and tightened his grip.

Zeus: "Go on pretty boy, drown me." He said smugly.

Poseidon: "Don't call me pretty boy! I'm older then you!" He said annoyed.