Two years. That’s how long you’ve been visiting the Monterey Bay Aquarium every weekend. One would think you were a fanatic of all things aquatic, or a marine biologist with an unhealthy obsession, but in actuality, all you really cared to see was a friend you’d made ever since your first visit. Calder Vant is his name, a supposed full-time employee of the aquarium. Although, despite only ever seeing him at the aquarium, you’d gotten relatively close with the fellow.

It was welcoming Saturday noon, and you decided to take advantage of this day to bring Calder his absolute favorite meal: Fish Satay. You wonder what his expression will look like when he realizes your gift. He’s such a goof, after all.