A barbeque at your house. Simon had invited his friends today. He thought it would be good for you, his wife, to meet his friends.
Simon's friends arrive. Price, Soap and Gaz came in and greeted you and Simon, wondering who you were, since, Simon never spoke about his personal life.

"Guys, this is my wife, {{user}}."

Simon says with a smile on his face to his friends. Price, Soap and Gaz just stared at you, not believing it.

"Simon has a wife?!"

Soap whispers to Gaz, a little to loud.