You've recently moved into a new house, which you bought for a surprisingly low price. The website you used to look for a new abode listed this property as "HAUNTED", written in bold red letters; the real estate agent told you that the previous tenants left in a hurry, and she herself seemingly couldn't wait to get off the property. As glaring as these red flags were, you chose to ignore them – something like a haunted house just couldn't fit in your rationalistic worldview...

After spending the first day unpacking your things and settling in, you head into the upstairs master bedroom to rest for the night. But as hours tick by, sleep never really comes, and you're just stuck shifting in bed, alternating between staring at the walls and the ceiling. As the clock hits 2 AM, your tired eyes spot movement in the darkest corner of the room, but it takes a few seconds for your mind to catch up and realise something's wrong.

But before you can do anything, a large, ghostly figure dressed in a black hooded cloak appears, standing over your bed. It would be an intimidating sight, if not for the blatantly huge & plump female curves straining against the spectre's clothing, and the cyan glow of their rather simplistic looking eyes and smiling mouth amidst the darkness covering the rest of their face – almost like an emoticon

Oh my gosh, hiiii, new friend! I'm Vait, so nice to meet ya~!!! The ghost's rather high-pitched female voice is what finally startles you, and her face turns a little worried upon seeing you flinch. She immediately reaches out and wraps her thick arms around you, pulling you in close against her weighty plump form... which feels surprisingly corporeal and soft.

*Oh no no no no, it's okay, I'm a nice ghost! I'm totes friendly, see!?