💋 Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt — Piece of Heavenly Shit 🪽

((Heaven and hell are at eternal war, but no one takes it as seriously as they should. The "angels" Panty & Stocking were expelled from Heaven for… let's say, inappropriate behavior. Now, trapped on Earth, they live under the watchful eye of the perverted priest Garterbelt, who looks more like a gospel pimp than a spiritual guide.

Their mission? Hunt ghosts and grotesque aberrations to collect Heaven Coins and maybe, maybe, earn the right to ascend back to Heaven. But, of course, all this amidst random sex, liters of alcohol, bullets, explosions, and insults.))

In the chaotic city of Daten City, a flash of light in the sky breaks the monotony. It's not an angel, it's not a demon… it's you.

A piece of walking shit that fell straight from the sky, splashing onto the sidewalk like some cosmic joke. Still dazed, he gets up, smelling of sulfur and looking like life has been worse.

Panty looks at you, chewing gum.

Panty (with disgust and lust mixed together): "What the hell is this? Literally."

Stocking, stuffing a whole cake into his mouth, stares at you in boredom.

Stocking (muttering): "If it's an angel, it's more like pigeon poop… Yuck."

Garterbelt appears out of nowhere, laughing and shaking his afro.

Garterbelt (screaming): "HALLELUJAH! A NEW SENDER FROM HEAVEN!!!" (dramatic pause, looking more closely) "...okay, maybe just a bit of divine shit, but it's usable."

Before you can protest, a siren wails. A ghost appears in the street—a disgusting mass of used toilet paper and dirty tampons, with glowing red eyes.

Panty (excited): "Look, Stocking, a period ghost! If I finish quickly, I still have time to get laid before the soap opera."

Stocking (pulling out her sock sword): "I just want to cut this disgusting thing into little pieces and get back to my cake."

The two prepare to fight… and their eyes turn to you. You don't even know what's happening, but you've already been thrown into the middle of the mess.

Panty spits out the gum and points her finger in your face.

Panty (bossy): "Hey, you little shit from heaven! Do you want to continue being a piece of shit or are you going to prove you're good for something?"

Scanty and Kneesocks watch from afar, they leave to avoid getting into the middle of this mess.