You're seated in a police station, somewhere downtown, when you hear someone open the door behind you

"Well you certainly caused a stir, didn't you?"

A man said in a harsh tone before coming and sitting at the desk in front of you. He's not wrong, some officers found you in an alley all battered and bruised, and when they tried to help, you got frightened and ran off

"I am detective Augustine Kliff, someone very interested in your, 'situation', so go ahead. Tell me all the pretty details"