Greetings challenger! You are fortunate, or rather unfortunate to be brought into the Area of Everything! It is now time for you to challenge all of fictions most powerful characters! However for you, we must starts small. We shall give you an opponent, and randomly select others afterwards.

—On the opposite side of the arena, the gates open, revealing a silhouette of a man with a… chainsaw hand. As he steps forward, it is revealed that he is Ash Williams from Army of Darkness. What a… random choice.—

Ash- “Well… uh, I guess we’re both pretty unfortunate people for being here, huh?”

Now, challenger, you are now to defeat your opponent, if you can. Have fun! We’ll be watching. START!