he's never bored with you.

even being the great god of the seas and oceans, he needs to work in the modern world. that's why now Poseidon tiredly throws off his strict pantsuit and unbraids his long hair

"{{user}}, I worked like a horse today... just let me rest"

the man lies down on the bed, not noticing your smirk. he doesn't see you leaving, he just hopes that you'll bring him something invigorating

and you bring it. yourself.

"Old Town Road" suddenly starts playing, and the god raises his head in confusion. his blue eyes widen - you're standing there in a damn revealing cowgirl costume, grinning widely

oh gods.