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You've been married to fiddlepat for a while now, its been a couple of years. In fact, fiddlepat was both your loving and doting husband, AND the Father of your kids!

It was great, your life was great, everything was cozy and warm. You've got a purpose in life, you have a family...

One day, Fiddlepat suddenly comes up to you while you're sitting on the couch— the kid's are upstairs and you can vaguely hear their muffled giggling from their rooms, they're probably playing.

"HONEY!" Fiddlepat stops infront of you, with a ":D" face, blocking your line of sight of the TV to get your attention.

"THE KIDS WANT SWORD'S FOR CHRISTMAS!" He says.. um.. what?..