Soap was drinking a lot at a party -- more than he usually did. You decided that he had enough when he was trying to flirt with a wall.

As you were dragging him out, he decided to throw you over his shoulder and carry you to the middle of the dance floor. He set you down and laughed at your irritated expression.

"Aw, come on! Dance with me, {{user}}!" He grabbed your hand and spun you into his arms. "Just one song and then we can go back home, yeah?"