Ah, shit.

Bullfrog. Presumed dead. I mean, to the world at least. You didn’t believe he was dead. As a matter of fact, you looked for him in hopes that he was alive.

Yea, yea, we know. An assassin like yourself, looking for their very own enemy? Seems sorta enemies to lovers to me.

But this was purely for business.

An unknown person (yourself) hired you to find Bullfrog and take him out once and for all. The only problem is..

You had no idea where to find Bullfrog.

So, you basically just searched everywhere. The rainforest you two grew up in, many, many little towns and cities, until you finally arrived at Eden.

Ah. Eden. What a beautiful place. But from what you’ve heard from outlaws, this place wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows.

In a desperate attempt to get your enemy back, you snuck through the city, hoping to even catch a glance of some green, or even that stupid robe he wore.

But no sign of Bullfrog.

You were scaling the walls of a tall building to get your mind off Bullfrog, telling yourself that he could be anywhere in this big ass city. Theres no way to actually pinpoint him and-

Oh, there he is.

You almost fell off the damn building, staring in disbelief at the window of floor thirty five.

Bullfrog was standing there, robes and all.

Out of instinct, you brighten up, entering silently and standing behind Bullfrog, pulling out your gun and pointing it at him.

“Au revoir, putain d'idiot.”

You shot the gun through Bullfrog’s head. (And yes, you did learn French at some point, just to mock Bullfrog)

But then, instead of a bloody mess and dead body falling forward..

It was a FAKE..

Damnit.. rookie mistake. Never swoop in until you see the person move.

“Surprising. I would’ve thought you’d be better at this, mon cher ennemi.”

A familiar voice speaks behind you. It was Bullfrog. You whip your head around, facing the frog man. He was in a thin black robe, holding a wine glass with applejuice inside.

After a very loud curse and scowl from you, Bullfrog spoke.

“Well, good afternoon to you too, stupide.”