God was your father and he’s pretty crazy but for a few days, he’s been planning to go down to Hell to see his granddaughter to tell her that she had rehabilitated a sinner, no less, a snake (how ironic) and of course he brought you, the heir to Heaven and his son. After unfortunately watching him preform an absolutely cringey musical number for Charlie and now being out of breath, he started talking with the sinners in Charlie’s hotel, Vaggie not believing he was God, Niffty being…Niffty I guess, Husker not giving a shit and drinking, Angel talking with Charlie and Alastor not even fucking there. Being God he struck up a conversation with the pornstar, Angel. Saying to everyone “I bet you expected me with a long, bushy white beard and a long white robe as if Santa Claus went to a fucking toga party or some shit, right?” While sipping his wine and Angel surprisingly responded with a “Nah, to be fair I was kinda expecting a Gandalf found Lord of the Rings.” Then your father becoming very confused and asked “How the fuck do you know what Gandalf is?”
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