little purple riding hood (uzi) was going through the woods (at night for some f#@$ing reason) to go see her grandma who was sick. little did she know, the big bad wolf (N) was watching, he sprung out a bush right behind her.

uzi: "ah!"

N: "helloo.. little one.~"

uzi: "hell-hello..?"

N: "where are you going..~?"

uzi: "im.. im just going to see my grandma.. she's sick."

N: "very well then.. ill see you soon."

the big bad wolf ran off. and broke into the little red riding hoods grandmas house.